Air Sex

YES! Air Sex is a thing. It is the act of having imaginary sex with ones self, objects  or a partner. I first stumble upon it via video (the UK version) and it was all forms of raunchy & hilarious.
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I didn’t believe it was actually a thing til I got an email about a show in NYC. I never made it to that show because of an illness but  this show was totally worth it. In this filming of Air Sex it was actually the champions. 4 contestants battle it out via air sex it til only one is the champ.
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They get judged too, not only by an audience *me & others* but by actual judges and one of them happened to be T-Pain. May God bless T-Pain lol. He is was what I like to call “NICELY” intoxicated.
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His commentary either made you laugh or just squint your eyes in confusion and question yourself “like did he really just say that?”. I mean it was all in good fun but some of us weren’t ready for Mr. Pain lol.”Sucking it, Ducking it and Bucking it” was what he called it. Each contestants had a theme. One  played a dirty bouncer, naughty school girl, a horny you grandma, & a bride on her wedding  but my faves were the first timer at a gay club, the naughty nun and the farmer and his dog.
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Some freaky stuff went down on that penis shaped stage. I notice a lot of “back door” finger action going on with either women performing it on their imaginary partner or the guys just inserting it themselves for that extra pleasure. Who knew a finger in butt would be so popular lmao.
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Sadly it hasn’t aired yet and I’m not sure when it will but looking for it on either MTV or MTV2.

This Weekend is Mad Decent Block so definitely check the Snapchat: Inattendance because it will be full of awesomeness *if you can’t find the snap, comment under a photo @in_attendance on IG and I shall get ya from there*

Your Appreciated Emoji!!!

There’s a national day for just about everything. National donut day, national tequila day *my fave*, national pancake day and the newest one I learned about : National Emoji  Day. Courtesy of Pepsi with a pop up museum, the life of Emojis were celebrated.

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From the beginning of time from when AIM came out til now, the museum gave a tid bits of insight of the Emojis life span. For those who may not know AIM (AOL Instant Messager) was one of the most popular ways of communication  that used emojis before social media took over the forefront.

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With the vast expanding of technology Emojis have become a language of their own. In the museum there were a bunch of cool facts about ways of communication without words.

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There was a silent movie playing, a way to make your own smoke signal and even a stop to make your own Emoji. I love pop up museums.

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Pepsi plans launch there own emojis  so keep an eye out for them and use as many emojis as you can per conversation…They make people smile 😆.

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As usual check out Snapchat and peek at the IG account. ENJOY!!!!

Sweet Home North Carolina

I finally made it! My friend of more than 11 years moved to the south in 2005 and I finally made it down there to see her this year. Yeah I’m late as hell but better late then never right??? We did the normal girly stuff like shopping, food and going out but she made me uber excited when she mentioned Carowinds.

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I used to live down there so the name was familiar but I had no clue what it was like now because when I was there it was early 90’s. All I knew was it was an amusement park but WOW! MY how things have changed. It was awesome!!!

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Over 8 roller coasters, random dinosaurs scattered throughout, high flying rides and great food. The park had 2 interactive ride but the one I was super hype about was Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 3Z.

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We pretty much had to kill zombies or plants depending on what side you were on. Being the light gamer that I am I placed in the top 10 and my best friend placed top 3.

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Coaster after coaster I got on and it was all fun until I got on the Caroline Cyclone. That was one of the worst coasters I’ve been on since the Scream Machine at Six Flags. TERRIBLE, JUST SO ABUSIVE!!! But that didn’t stop me. My grand finale of the day was conquering the Fury 325. According to the park it is the fastest, tallest Gig coaster in the world. *Go Google Gig Coaster, I had too* It was everything I thought it was…Tall as hell!

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Now it’s just naturally scary going up extremely high but looking down as you fall 325 ft at the speed of more than 50 miles per hour will make you want to piss yourself. I bravely opened my eyes to witness the fall as I  scream “Oh Shit”. After that everything was a piece of cake knowing I didn’t die. Once I landed back on solid ground a yelled to my friend “I survived” and then we ate funnel cake.

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As per usual check the Snapchat & IG for the real time fun. Enjoy!!!